Friday, November 21, 2008

Nine Words Women Use

Nine words women use...

1.)
Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.)
Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.)
Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.)
Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.)
Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.)
That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.)
Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.)
Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.)
Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

18 comments:

Vita Rumanti said...

hayooooooooo para pria..
Catat baik2 ya!

sendiriajah kali said...

Tulll!! hahhaha...

laksita wijayanti said...

*memandang dengan takjub 2 orang wanita yang lagi jingkrak jingkrak*

Vita Rumanti said...

lho??? ga ikutan jingkrak??

laksita wijayanti said...

enggak no, aku kan lagi ekspresi anggun nan bijaksana

Ade Puspitasari said...

*sebar tulisan ini ke pria yang lalu lalang*

Ade Puspitasari said...

ijin copas, mba!!! *teriak sambil ngibrit tuk kirimin ni lewat email*

lina lathifa said...

hahaha... setuju buat poin 2&3...

edwin trisaputra said...

wakakkaak, kek nya saya dah pernah nyicip full-package yak...ckckckck...biar dah waspada, seringnya kena juga :P

Hanifah Hubeis said...

ya ela... para wanita itu yah suka gitu....
makanya sy ogah pacaran ama wanita *ghubrax*
huahuhauhauhuhua

Hanifah Hubeis said...

wedew...ada sistem paketnya jugah ?
kayak katering ajah

laksita wijayanti said...

hihihih, komennya pada ok ok dah.

Hanifah Hubeis said...

ape gak bisa komen balik ya mba ?

laksita wijayanti said...

gak mbk, aku lagi cupet.hihihih

Vita Rumanti said...

gw pikir lu doyan han?!

Makanya gw rada ngeri gitu deket2 ma luw.

kekekekk

Hanifah Hubeis said...

ogah degh... :p
hidup kaka pandaaaaaaaaaaaa

Vita Rumanti said...

Lah emang ryan ude idup dri duluw!

hananto sudibyo said...

weiks.....so in what way do we "man" could possibbly understand women ? :-)