Tuesday, October 21, 2008

[Joke] You can't win Over Women

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'


W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.'
The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'



The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at
5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning,
the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his
flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened
him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is
5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece...............

6 comments:

lina lathifa said...

ha ha haaaaaa... dah pernah baca tapi kok masi ketawa aja yaa.. lucu bgt sih.

maurina andriana said...

funny indeed..........

hananto sudibyo said...

hahaha.....lucu juga :-)

Vita Rumanti said...

Akuw paling suka yg "The silent treatment"
MantaB Kali Yuuuuuuuuuuuuk!

chummink cess said...

lucu...
funny...
and ..
hahahahhahhha

Alamin Rayyiis said...

duh ada yg bisa nerangin yg WIFE vs HUSBAND... sory neh orang oon gw... :)